I miss Hank’s daddy

This shouldn’t be a big surprise, since Hank Williams Jr.’s favorite song is “I’m Dreaming of a White Dixie.”

Hank Williams Jr. has been kicked off Monday Night Football following his awkward “Obama is Hitler” moment on Fox and Friends this morning. I’m not going to link to it because it’s really not worth watching, but you won’t have any trouble finding it if you want to watch Gretchen, Steve, and Brian squirm. A trip to rehab for the country singer may be in order. When Williams talks about “them,” he means Obama, and that’s not news. The singer’s true colors can be found in the Confederate battle flag.

He spells it out here. Please don’t sing along. Just imagine the sound of chains because the “we” he talks about doesn’t include a lot of us.

If the South Woulda Won

By Hank Williams Jr.

If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.

I’d probably run for president of the southern states.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday.

If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.

I’d make my supreme court down in Texas

and we wouldn’t have no killers getting off free.

If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly,

instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V.

We’d all learn Cajun cookin’ in Louisiana

and I’d put that capital back in Alabama.

We’d put Florida on the right track,’cause we’d take Miami back

and throw all them pushers in the slammer.

Oh if the south woulda won we woulda had it made.

I’d probably run for president of the southern states.

The day young Skynyrd died, we’d show our southern pride.

If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.

“Play a little Dixieland boys. Ah yes!”

I’d have all the whiskey made in Tennessee

and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.

The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi

and I’d put Hank Williams’ picture on one hundred dollar bills.

I’d have all the cars made in the Carolinas

and I’d ban all the ones made in China.

I’d have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile

and talk with that southern accent that drives men wild.

I’d have all the fiddles made in Virginia,

’cause they sure can make ’em sound so fine.

I’m going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Cliften Clowers

and have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine.

Hey if the south woulda won we’d a had it made.

I’d probably run for president of the southern states.

When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday.

If the south woulda won we’d a had it made.

Olay, he hee hee.

I said if the south wouda won we would a had it made!

Might even be better off!

Georgia cop grabs guy’s crotch, tasers and arrests him when he reacts

Young black driver, two white officers, ugly incident.

Watch the news story and police video from WSB-TV in Atlanta. It appears to be what the young man’s attorney says it is: a deliberate provocation by Powder Springs police. When he reacts to having his crotch grabbed, they use a taser on him and charge him with resisting arrest. Once he’s been arrested, they search him for drugs. Oh, by the way, they didn’t find any drugs. But the resisting arrest charge sticks.  The police department is conducting an internal affairs investigation. If he didn’t have a job and a lawyer, you’d never know about this.